While the Senate Commerce Committee summoned Viacom’s Mel Karmazin so that members could harangue him about CBS’s Super Bowl halftime show, the Democrat in name only Georgia Senator Zell Miller taped his own review in the Senate recording studio. “I don’t know how many of you have ever run over a skunk with your car,” he said. “I have many times, and I can tell you, the stink stays around for a long time. You can take the car through the wash, and it’s still there. So the scent of this Super Bowl halftime show will long linger in the nostrils of America. The thing that yanked my chain the hardest was seeing this ignoramus with his pointed head stuck up through the hole he had cut in the flag of the United States of America, yelling about having ‘a bottle of Scotch and watching lots of crotch.’ That did it for me. This is the same flag we pledge allegiance to, the same flag that is draped over the coffins of dead young uniformed warriors killed while protecting Kid Crock’s bony butt. He should be tarred and feathered and ridden out of this country on a rail. Now there’s you a good reality show.”
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