The Darkness frontman Justin Hawkins awoke on Wednesday morning to see his Jaguar XK8 up on bricks, the wheels and tires stolen. “I suppose bricks are perfectly adequate if you just want to park but the wheels are rather essential for driving,” he joked. “I can’t help feeling they’ve gone to fuel someone’s crack addiction. I’m really gutted. I feel like weeping.” The full story at thesun.co.uk has since been archived.