Keane’s Tom Chaplin is in rehab not for a hard liquor and cocaine addiction, but for being hooked on the sweet fortified wine favored at posh dinner parties.. So says Kasabian’s Serge Pizzorno. “We heard he was addicted to port,” Pizzorno tells The Sun. “All these bloody posh kids. You’d never get us drinking port, it’s a bloody horrible drink. Who else but Keane would be addicted to port? It’s not exactly a rock ‘n roll drink. But we heard that’s what he was in the Priory for.” The full story at thesun.co.uk has since been removed.