Nicole Narain not only beat Britney Spears to the punch in bedding Colin Farrell, but Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst. She tells News of the World, “[Fred] might not quite pack the same punch from his midriff as Colin, but the sex was great.” As for Spears, the Playboy Playmate sneered, “That girl must be getting sick of my seconds. Too bad. Everyone thought Britney was a squeaky-clean virgin. She certainly isn’t any more. You make your bed and you lie in it—and Britney’s certainly been lying in a lot of beds lately.” Newsoftheworld.co.uk has since removed the article.