Ozzy Osbourne’s Fowl Day At Whole Foods

Globe magazine reports Ozzy Osbourne was in a bad mood after leaving the Whole Foods Market in BevHills recently, where he tried to order a whole chicken at the counter, only to be asked what kind. The clerk wondered if he wanted the organic, free range, or hormone free variety. Confused Ozzy didn’t know how to respond and finally blurted out, “Oh, fu**. I just want a fu**ing chicken, man. Just give me a chicken.”