Guitar World magazine asked several rockers “What’s your most ‘Spinal Tap’ moment?” Ozzy Osbourne remembered when he lost his patience with the midget Black Sabbath hired for a tour. “He showed up late, he drank….It got to me after awhile,” Osbourne explained. “So, one night, when he wanted to get on the tour bus, I threw him in the luggage compartment. Somebody grabbed me and said: ‘What you’re doing is not only illegal but it’s inhumane.’ I lost it. I yelled: ‘He’s my [bleeping] midget and I’ll [bleeping] do what I want with him.’ There was a silence and then a small voice emerged from the luggage compartment: ‘He’s right: I’m his midget and he can do what he wants with me.'”
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