Ozzy Osbourne Helps Direct Motorists

The Sun reports that motorists using satellite navigation systems are being kept on track with four-letter directions from Ozzy Osbourne. He tells drivers: “In 400 meters you have reached your fu**ing destination.” If a car loses its signal he shouts: “I’ve lost the fu**ing satellite!” Chris Hilton, boss of manufacturers Voice Skins, said Wednesday: “Ozzy’s voice comes in two versions — with swearwords or bleeps. He is the top choice by far.” The full story at thesun.co.uk has since been archived.