Ozzy Osbourne Can’t Remember His Life Story

WENN reports that Ozzy Osbourne would love to pen his life story — if only he could remember what actually happened during it. “They want to do a book on me, but it’s going to be the thinnest book in the world because it’s going to be like, ‘Ozzy Osbourne was born December 3, 1948, and today I had a can of this fu**ing SOBE energy drink’,” he explained. “I have to go back to periods of my life and find people who knew me at that time and find out what I was like. It’s like one incredible adventure for me.”