Ozzy Osbourne Can’t Explain His Longevity

Dave DiMartino of Launch.com caught up with Ozzy Osbourne and asked the veteran rocker how he managed to have lasted this long in the business. “I don’t know,” Ozzy admitted. “Somebody said to me this morning, when I just did an interview on the phone, ‘What do you attribute your longevity to?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better. By all accounts, I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through… the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years. Now some rare fly will fly over me, crap on my shoulder, and I’ll drop dead, you know? But my life story is a real life story.”