NSA Recording Calls

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “It seems the last few years the NSA has been collecting the records of tens of millions of phone calls made by Americans. In fact, when he heard they had records of all the calls, today ‘American Idol’s Chris Daughtry asked to see them. ‘I want to check. I think there’s a mistake’. I don’t believe these calls are right.’ He got screwed last night.”