Oasis brothers Liam and Noel Gallagher have been ordered to fatten up by their mother Peggy. “Peggy is a typical northern mum and wants her lads to look big and strong,” a friend explained. “When she saw they had tried to slim down, she thought they were sick or hadn’t been looking after themselves. She is terrified they will start wasting away. Peggy got straight on the phone to tell Liam and Noel to come home for a homemade dinner and ‘none of that poncy muck you get in London.'” The full story at thesun.co.uk has since been archived.