Married Rock Star Unsuccessful Chasing Young Assistant

A blind item in The Boston Herald asks, “Hear about the supposedly happily married rock star who spent his entire stay in Boston publicly pursuing a nubile young assistant? Which really frosted the cupcakes of the posse of 40-something hotshot women who were panting to finally live out their 20-something fantasies with the hair-band hunk! As for the sweet young thing, she was, of course, 20 years his junior – and so not interested.”