Jimmy Kimmel joked during his American Music Awards opening monologue on Sunday night: “Pamela Anderson is here with Kid Rock. And Kid Rock was dating Sheryl Crow who is now dating Lance Armstrong. Kid appears to be back with Pam, who I thought was back with Tommy. But I guess that’s off now because Tommy in the paper Friday was kissing Pink. It’s more confusing than ‘Paradise Hotel,’ it really is. And the only way I see this thing ending is with Lance Armstrong and Tommy Lee making a video on a boat together.