Jay Leno In Comic Attack On Courtney Love

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “26 years after it was declared a toxic superfund chemical dump, federal officials have finally declared that New York’s Love Canal is clean. However they have now declared Courtney Love a disaster area. … Did you hear about this? The other night Courtney was arrested in a New York nightclub after she threw a microphone stand and hit a man in the head. Hospital officials listed the man in stable condition. Which means he’s in better shape than Courtney Love. … Have you seen Courtney Love recently? Doesn’t she look like a Barbie doll the dogs been chewing on? … You know who’s really worried – Bobby brown. Courtney is fast closing in on his ‘all time celebrity arrest record’.”


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Posted on March 21, 2004 at 11:20 am in Humor | Comments (0)

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