Edwin Decker of SLAMM San Diego checked in with Tenacious D’s Jack Black who revealed how he sold his soul to the devl. “He kind of crept up on me,” he said. “I was really into Jesus and stuff, even though I’m a Jew. When you’re a Jew, it’s all about Moses and Abraham. And Moses was cool, because he had ‘Make-the-Red Sea-go-away’ power. But Jesus was way cooler because he had ‘Walk-on-water’ power, and ‘Party-with-a-lot of-wine’ power, and also ‘Bring-back-people-from-the-dead’ power. So naturally I was surprised when Satan approached me.” Slammsd.com has since removed the article.