Hoobastank’s Top 10 Masturbation Techniques
Hoobastank revealed to Hits Daily Double their top 10 ways of killing time on the tour bus, which include:
Masturbating
Jacking off
Choking the chicken
Spanking the monkey
Rubbing the rhino
Slapping the salami
Flogging the dolphin
Scolding the cyclops
Touching the boner
…and last but not least (drum roll)
Washing the socks