Hoobastank’s Top 10 Masturbation Techniques

Hoobastank revealed to Hits Daily Double their top 10 ways of killing time on the tour bus, which include:

Masturbating

Jacking off

Choking the chicken

Spanking the monkey

Rubbing the rhino

Slapping the salami

Flogging the dolphin

Scolding the cyclops

Touching the boner

…and last but not least (drum roll)

Washing the socks