David Lee Roth’s Samurai Screw Up

David Lee Roth has canceled the remainder of his tour after a martial-arts move went awry in the middle of set during a September 17th concert in Philadelphia. “It was an incident onstage where he was doing a kung-fu maneuver and he got hit with a staff that he uses,” spokesman Todd Brodginski said in a statement. “He was doing a very fast, complicated 15th-century samurai move.”