Dave Grohl Suing The Scissor Sisters For $75 Million?

The October edition of Scissor Sisters News features breaking news on Dave Grohl filing a $75 million lawsuit against the Scissor Sisters and related parties after attending one of their concerts and witnessing Jake Shears expose his testicle. “Every night when I go to bed, every time I blink my eyes, I still see Jake’s nuts,” the Foo Fighters frontman confessed. “Is 75 million dollars going to erase that from my life? Probably not.” Watch the satirical episode via YouTube below.