Caught With A Pencil In The Privates

Some have suggested that the following blind item from the New York Post earlier this month was the late Alice in Chains frontman Layne Staley and MTV’s Tabitha Soren. It asked, “Which former MTV ingenue is still the ‘butt’ of jokes at the network? MTV moles are still snickering about the time an intern walked in on the broadcast babe letting a grunge rocker violate her with a pencil.”