Friends Worried About Rocker Reality Star

A blind item in the New York Post asks, “Which rocker reality star has friends worried she’s moved in with a guy who’s too much like her bad-boy father was? The boyfriend encourages drug use.”

Rockers Running On Ketamine And Ecstasy

A blind item in The Mirror on Monday asks, “Which rockers have a constant supply of ketamine and Ecstasy to ‘liven up’ their gigs? Their management are at their wits’ end because they’re always out of it…”

Rocker Snorts Coke Off Dog

A blind item in The New York Daily News asks, “Which rocker was reduced to snorting cocaine off the back of his dog after it jumped up on him, spilling a gram of the stuff over itself?”

Rocker Unfazed By Drug Taking Kids

A blind item in The Mirror asks, “Which rocker is unfazed by his kids doing drugs at showbiz parties? But if his record is anything to go by, we are not exactly surprised.”

Rock Band Breaks Promise Releasing Greatest Hits CD

A blind item in The Mirror asks, “Which rock band have broken their promise never to release a greatest hits album? The cunning rockers are releasing the forbidden CD to get out of their deal with a major record label, which they can only do by fulfilling their contract.”

Rocker’s 7 Hookers Demand Stuns Swanky Hotel

A blind item in The Mirror asks, “Which rocker stunned the concierge at his swanky hotel by demanding ‘a choice of seven hookers’ in his room? When the staff member refused he insisted on being driven to a nearby brothel.”

Tattooed Married Man Has A Pretty Young Thing On The Side

A blind item by Ben Widdicombe of The New York Daily News asks, “Which tattooed married man, who presents as the perfect husband to his equally famous wife, is making music with a pretty young thing whenever he visits New York?”

Rock Wife’s ‘Discipline’

A blind item in The New York Daily News asks, “Which famous rock wife told her 12-year-old daughter, who came down to breakfast one morning in a snit, ‘Young lady, you go back upstairs and smoke a joint, and don’t come down again until you’re in a better mood’?”