A blind item in The New York Daily News asks, “Which rocker-ette, who is attempting a comeback, has a new eating disorder to replace the drugs? Apparently now she will eat only yogurt products.”

A blind item in the New York Post asks, “Which rocker reality star has friends worried she’s moved in with a guy who’s too much like her bad-boy father was? The boyfriend encourages drug use.”

A blind item in The Mirror on Monday asks, “Which rockers have a constant supply of ketamine and Ecstasy to ‘liven up’ their gigs? Their management are at their wits’ end because they’re always out of it…”

A blind item in The New York Daily News asks, “Which rocker was reduced to snorting cocaine off the back of his dog after it jumped up on him, spilling a gram of the stuff over itself?”

A blind item in The Mirror asks, “Which rocker is unfazed by his kids doing drugs at showbiz parties? But if his record is anything to go by, we are not exactly surprised.”

A blind item in The Mirror asks, “Which rock band have broken their promise never to release a greatest hits album? The cunning rockers are releasing the forbidden CD to get out of their deal with a major record label, which they can only do by fulfilling their contract.”

A blind item in The Mirror asks, “Which rocker stunned the concierge at his swanky hotel by demanding ‘a choice of seven hookers’ in his room? When the staff member refused he insisted on being driven to a nearby brothel.”

A blind item by Ben Widdicombe of The New York Daily News asks, “Which tattooed married man, who presents as the perfect husband to his equally famous wife, is making music with a pretty young thing whenever he visits New York?”

A blind item in The New York Daily News asks, “Which famous rock wife told her 12-year-old daughter, who came down to breakfast one morning in a snit, ‘Young lady, you go back upstairs and smoke a joint, and don’t come down again until you’re in a better mood’?”