Bret Michaels is featured in the September issue of Blender for the mag’s Hot Report 2007, where the Poison singer was asked to give a hot rumor about himself. “The best one I read was that I was extremely well endowed,” responded the partner in Pamela Anderson’s other sex tape. “I’m not going to put John Holmes out of business, but I’m above average. I measured it, just to make sure I wasn’t lying to myself.” As for whether troop surges are hot, Bret said, “I come from a military family. I’m a huge supporter of our troops. However, I think the agenda over there is a crock of sh**. It’s a losing situation.” The full story at blender.com has since been removed.