Axl Rose Too Drunk To Be Questioned

Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Tuesday night, “Axl Rose, formally of Guns N’ Roses, was arrested for biting a security guard’s leg outside his hotel in Sweden. Police said he was too drunk to be questioned. What kind of questions would you ask anyway? Why did you bite the security guard’s leg? Ironically, he was in Stockholm to accept the Nobel Peace Prize.”